people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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