what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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