So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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