There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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