You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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