so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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