this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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