didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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