party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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