you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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