Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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