Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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