Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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