Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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