Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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