This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
being pregnant is like rehab
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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