love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
