My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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