I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I touched a dick in church today
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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