Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She's like a pop up book from hell.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
