how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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