last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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