PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Randomize
