Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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