We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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