Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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