Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Randomize