So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
where am i from again
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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