She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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