you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I will be naked everywhere
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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