She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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