he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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