dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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