i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
two words...techno handjob
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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