OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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