even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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