i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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