Porn is love you can see.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
is wine microwaveable?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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