two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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