we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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