You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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