sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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