But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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