I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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