so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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