I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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