how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
