I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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