And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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