Cold hands, warm shart.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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