i wish peter jackson would direct porn
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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