I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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