dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
and she was petting her beer can
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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