His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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