In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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